Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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