you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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