Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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