yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
