dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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