Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
