Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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