who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
id be glad to
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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