I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize