they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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