I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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