I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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