Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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