Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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