i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
