Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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