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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!

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  doesn't he have a girlfriend???

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  yeah...who do you think woke us up...

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• (916): View more from California

  Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.

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• (510): View more from California

  After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy

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  HE'S NOT INVITED!!!

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid

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