Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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