You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm always down for nudity.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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