im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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