Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
