I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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