I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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