I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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