he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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