I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
