God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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