Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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