I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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