If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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