We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
two words...techno handjob
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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