maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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