Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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