I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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