its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
