Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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