I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Randomize
