yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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