smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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