WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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