Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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