Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she looked like the before picture.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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