I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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