she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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