I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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