So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I love having hate sex.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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