I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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