What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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