I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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