you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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