Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize