hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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