carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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